My poor, deprived Mattie. He just learned about peanut butter and banana sandwiches. He was watching something on TV and mentioned to me about someone making a "peanut butter and banana sandwich". I told him "yeah, they're good."
He was shocked. He couldn't believe it. He glared at me as if to say, "YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?". It was almost the same look I got when he learned that there was peanut butter with actual little pieces of nuts in it (aka chunky peanut butter). See, I told you he was